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A few FAQ for you before you ask them again... again.…again...


Q. Did you build that Kazookeylele thingy?

A. Yes so to speak. I took a broken ukulele and sawed it in half, then I took the baby piano and just screwed the two together. Then I measured the length between the bridge and the nut on a good ukulele and attached a bridge to the piano. Then I strung the bad boy up!!

Q. Can I Buy it?

A. No. But I am looking into making more and selling them.

Q. How long have you been playing ukulele and how long have you been playing music?

A. I have been playing ukulele for 6 years and I have played music since I was 11.

Q. What other instruments do you play?

A. I play Guitar, Bass, Drums, Ukulele, Kazoo, Vocal, Keys (sort of), Mandolin, and I hit things with sticks!

Q. Why do you get called Pockets?

A. well I used to play rugby and I was a wuss. So in order for the ball never to be passed to me, I used to keep my hands in my pockets. By doing this nobody wanted to pass me the ball, and it was so funny watching the ball hit me in the chest and fall to the ground. So technically I spent 2 years of my life just running up and down a field chasing a ball... never to catch it.

Q. Are you a guy or a girl?

A. a bit of both... GUY!

Q. what's your real name?

A. Stuart David Crout.

Q. How old are you?

A. At the time of writing this I'm 21.

Q. What are your bands called.

A. PocketFox and Jen & the gents.

Q. Where are you from?

A. Edinburgh, Scotland , UK , Earth, The Solar System, The Milky Way.

Q. Can I have your babies?

A. No, I've eaten them already.